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Pagan Passions
Randall Garrett (1927–1987)
In a future where ancient deities walk among us, a humble teacher is suddenly thrust into the divine hierarchy, only to discover that the gods are mere caretakers of a cosmic machine.
In Short
This is a satirical science fiction tale set in a version of 1950s New York where the Greek and Roman gods have returned to Earth. When the god Dionysus dies, the remaining pantheon must frantically recruit a human double to maintain the delicate power balance of a mysterious, reality-altering machine. Through the eyes of William Forrester, a teacher of "altered history," the narrative explores the clash between human desire and divine artifice. It remains an intriguing, lighthearted look at power, bureaucracy, and the absurdity of godhood.
The Story
William Forrester leads a quiet life as a devotee of Athena, teaching history in a New York City where the Empire State Building has been repurposed as the Tower of Zeus. The world is peaceful but strictly managed by the whims of the returned Olympians. Forrester’s predictable existence is shattered when he is summoned by Temple Myrmidons to the Tower. He expects execution but instead finds himself recruited by the High Priestess of Venus. The gods are in crisis: the god of wine, Dionysus, has died, leaving a void in the "machine" that keeps reality and divine power stable. Because the machine requires specific psychological and physical configurations to function, Forrester—who bears a striking resemblance to the fallen god—is tapped to serve as the new Dionysus.
Forrester undergoes a series of surreal, often humiliating trials, navigating the stuffy demands of Hera and the aggressive posturing of Mars. His life is consumed by the "sacrifice"—a euphemism for the hedonistic duties expected of his new station—and the constant pressure to maintain his facade in front of mortals, including his former love, Gerda Symes. As he gains power, Forrester begins to observe the cracks in the divine facade. He realizes the gods are not omnipotent creators but rather frightened administrators of a technology they barely understand.
The turning point comes when he meets Diana, who reveals the truth: the gods are locked into a circuit that powers the world, and if one node remains empty, reality will collapse into chaos. Forrester’s skepticism grows as he realizes he is merely a stopgap for an inefficient, failing system. His training concludes, and he is officially elevated to demi-god status, despite his internal doubts. However, the revelation of the "machine" sets the stage for a galactic intervention. A detective inspector from a higher authority, Bor Mellistos, arrives to arrest the "gods" for their interference in human affairs. The divine pantheon is removed, and Forrester is offered the chance to become an "Overseer"—a silent, clandestine manager of Earth's destiny as it prepares for entry into the Galactic Federation. He accepts, leaving behind his life as a teacher for a new, hidden role in the cosmic order.
How It Unfolds
The summons Forrester is pulled from his teaching duties by the Myrmidons of Zeus, fearing for his life as he is whisked away to the Tower of Zeus. He discovers that he has been singled out not for punishment, but for a strange, high-stakes recruitment by the priesthood of Venus.
The transformation Forrester undergoes a series of demanding trials designed to mold his personality and physicality into the likeness of the late Dionysus. He finds himself caught between the seductive influence of the goddesses and the physical threats posed by the warrior gods like Mars.
The realization As he steps into the role of the god, Forrester begins to see through the divine charade, noticing the frantic internal politics and the fragility of the "machine." He learns that his predecessor’s death has placed the entire structure of the world in peril.
The galactic judgment The status quo is shattered by the arrival of an external authority, Bor Mellistos, who exposes the gods as unauthorized interlopers. The pantheon is dismantled, and the responsibility for Earth’s future is handed to a new group of human Overseers.
The People
William Forrester is an unassuming history teacher whose primary desire is to understand the world around him. He is cautious and intellectual, but his forced transition into the role of Dionysus tests his morality and his courage.
Gerda Symes is the object of Forrester’s affection, representing the life he is forced to abandon; she remains oblivious to his true nature as a demi-god, eventually choosing a conventional path without him.
The High Priestess of Venus acts as a primary handler for Forrester, blending seduction with bureaucratic necessity. She is regal and manipulative, viewing human life as a resource to be used to satisfy the requirements of the gods.
Mars and Hera represent the rigid, authoritarian side of the pantheon, concerned primarily with maintaining the status quo and preserving their own power.
Bor Mellistos serves as the narrative’s catalyst for change, representing a rational, interstellar bureaucracy that views the "gods" as unruly, outdated squatter-managers who must be removed to allow humanity to develop independently.
In Its Own Voice
"The Gods and Goddesses of Ancient Greece and Rome had returned to Earth--with all their awesome powers intact, and Earth was transformed almost overnight."
The book establishes the premise of a world where mythological figures have reclaimed governance of the planet.
"The Omnipotent Creator had evidently left it for them to run, while he went about his own mysterious business, far from the understanding or the lives of men."
Forrester reflects on the theological hierarchy that exists within his society, noting the limitations of the gods themselves.
"There is no need for such familiarity, Forrester," she said. "Not from a lay acolyte."
The High Priestess of Venus chides the protagonist during his induction, emphasizing the vast social divide between mortals and the divine.
What It's Really About
At its heart, the book is a critique of intellectual dependency and the search for autonomy. It argues that humanity’s reliance on "gods"—or any overarching, paternalistic authority—prevents the race from truly maturing. By portraying the gods as mere technicians of a machine they do not fully comprehend, the story suggests that "divine" wisdom is often just bureaucratic inertia. The transition from being ruled by deities to becoming "Overseers" mirrors the process of moving from childhood to adulthood, where the safety of protection is traded for the risk of independence. Ultimately, it asks whether a peaceful, managed world is worth the loss of human agency and the freedom to fail.
Why Read It Today
This book will appeal to readers who enjoy the witty, mid-century style of science fiction that playfully deconstructs mythology. It captures the specific feeling of the 1950s—the cocktail culture, the concerns about spheres of influence, and the dry, academic tone—and grafts it onto a high-concept supernatural premise. The prose is efficient and moves quickly, though modern readers may notice some of the period-typical attitudes toward gender and relationships, which lean into the "sensuous" tropes of the era.
What stays with you is the central irony of the "gods" being little more than scared, small-minded civil servants trying to keep a complex machine running. It is a light, occasionally cynical romp that refuses to take its own premise too seriously. If you are looking for a story that combines the grandeur of Olympus with the mundane frustrations of office politics, this offers a unique and satisfying perspective. It does not demand deep emotional investment, but it rewards the reader with a clever, well-executed inversion of classic tropes that feels distinctly like a product of its time.
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