William Tell Told Again

In Short

P. G. Wodehouse turns the grave Swiss legend of William Tell into a lighthearted comedic farce. When the tyrannical Austrian Governor Gessler forces local peasants to bow before his old hat and levies ridiculous taxes on everyday items, the quiet bowman Tell finds himself pulled into a popular revolution. He faces Gessler's cruel challenge of shooting an apple off his young son's head, escapes captivity, and helps secure Swiss freedom. It endures as an early glimpse of Wodehouse’s signature light humor, rapid banter, and playful irreverence toward solemn history.

The Story

The Swiss people are reaching the end of their patience with their Austrian ruler, the tyrant Governor Gessler, who enforces absurdly heavy taxes on everything from sheep and cows to tea, bread, and buns. When local spokesmen try to negotiate for relief, Gessler brings out his mild-mannered executioner and a kettle of boiling oil, instantly convincing them to drop their complaints. Arnold of Sewa attempts to fix the situation using tact and polite conversation about the weather, only to return holding a scalded finger and admitting total defeat.

Meanwhile, William Tell lives a simple life filling the family pot by hunting chamois and birds, despite his wife Hedwig’s constant warnings about the dangers of the mountains and Gessler's lingering grudge against him. Tell has previously insulted the Governor in a ravine and rescued an escaped friend named Baumgarten by rowing him across a stormy lake. Though local patriots try to recruit Tell to lead their revolution, Tell initially declines, insisting that he prefers peace and that the strong are strongest when standing alone.

Gessler soon invents a ridiculous new order: he places his oldest, battered hat atop a high pole in a town meadow and commands everyone to bow before it. Two armored soldiers, Friesshardt and Leuthold, guard the hat, only to be mocked and pelted with eggs by the local crowd. When Tell and his son Walter walk past without making obeisance, Friesshardt strikes Tell over the head with his pike. A brawl breaks out, and Tell shoots an arrow straight through the hat, triggering a wild celebration among the locals.

Gessler arrives and breaks up the gathering. Rather than execute Tell outright, he devises a sadistic test: Tell must shoot an apple off his son Walter's head from a hundred yards, or both father and son will die. Despite intense anxiety, Tell looses his shaft and splits the apple directly in the center. Gessler notices Tell hiding a second arrow in his belt and promises him his life if he speaks truthfully about his intent. Tell admits that had his first shot harmed his son, the second arrow would have pierced Gessler’s heart.

Furious, Gessler honours the letter of his promise by keeping Tell alive, but orders him bound and taken by boat across the lake to be locked away forever in the dark dungeons of Küssnacht Castle. En route, a violent tempest threatens to sink the vessel. The helpless crew turns to Tell, releasing his bonds so his legendary skill can steer them through the dangerous coastal rocks. Upon guiding the vessel safely into a bay, Tell turns the situation to his advantage, makes his escape, and shoots Gessler dead with his remaining arrow. The Swiss citizens tear down the Austrian strongholds and adopt the old hat as a monument of liberty, while the sudden assassination of the Austrian Emperor prevents any royal retaliation. Tell returns to his home to live happily with his family.

How It Unfolds

The delegates face the oil Three Swiss leaders present a formal protest regarding heavy taxes directly to Governor Gessler. Gessler summons his executioner to dip the primary spokesman's finger in boiling oil, instantly dissolving all public opposition.

Arnold of Sewa tries tact Arnold of Sewa insists the initial group failed due to a lack of diplomacy and promises to handle the Governor through pleasant chatter. He enters the palace confident and exits five minutes later sucking his scalded finger in total agreement with the tax policy.

Tell avoids the uprising Local patriots visit Tell to invite him to lead an upcoming revolution against Austrian tyranny. Tell turns down their offer, arguing that peaceable men are granted peace and that he prefers hunting to political scheming.

The hat on the pole Gessler orders his very oldest hat placed on top of a pole in a public meadow, requiring all citizens to bow before it. Two armored soldiers guard the site while endure relentless mocking and flying eggs from the gathered crowd.

The confrontation and shot Tell passes the pole without bowing, prompting the guard Friesshardt to hit him on the head with a pike. A melee erupts, during which Tell shoots an arrow straight through Gessler's hat to the delight of the crowd.

The ultimate test Gessler captures Tell and forces him to shoot an apple off his son Walter's head under threat of immediate execution. Tell successfully splits the apple in two, but admits under promise of safety that a second arrow was reserved for Gessler's heart.

Escape in the storm Gessler orders Tell bound and placed on a boat bound for the dungeon at Küssnacht. When a severe tempest threatens to wreck the ship, Gessler frees Tell to steer them to safety, allowing Tell to escape and kill the tyrant.

The People

William Tell Tell is a skilled mountain hunter who wants nothing more than to provide for his family and avoid political entanglements. Standing in his way are his natural impudence toward authority and Gessler's obsessive grudge against him. Forced to defend his son in a sadistic trial of marksmanship, he ultimately turns from a reluctant bystander into the decisive figure of the Swiss rebellion.

Hermann Gessler The tyrannical Austrian Governor wants absolute submission from the Swiss people and delights in inventing nonsensical rules to display his power. Standing in his way is the stubborn pride of the peasantry, particularly Tell's blatant refusal to show deference. His insistence on pushing Tell to the brink leads directly to his own downfall and the loss of his territory.

Walter Tell Tell's young son wants to join his father on trips to town and spend his saved pocket money. When placed in mortal danger by Gessler's cruel challenge, his fierce pride and unwavering confidence in his father's archery prevent him from showing any fear, refusing even to have his eyes bound during the shot.

Friesshardt An armored soldier in Gessler's service who simply wants to carry out his absurd post without being insulted. Standing in his way is a mocking local crowd that pelts him with bad jokes and fresh eggs, driving him to strike Tell and trigger a riot.

In Its Own Voice

"The forefinger of your left hand, if I may trouble you. Thank you. I am obliged."

Gessler's white-haired executioner politely requests cooperation from Arnold of Melchthal before applying a bowl of boiling oil to settle a dispute over tax policy.

"A man of ready wit with a quick eye never gets hurt. The mountain has no terror for her children. I am a child of the mountain."

Tell casually defends his risky lifestyle to his anxious wife, dismissing her warnings about avalanches and steep precipices right before leaving for town.

"Had my first arrow pierced my child and not the apple, this would have pierced you, my lord."

Tell reveals the true purpose of his hidden second shaft to Governor Gessler immediately after successfully shooting the apple from his son's head.

What It's Really About

Beneath its comedic tone and absurd banter, the book explores the inherent stupidity of arbitrary authority and bureaucratic tyranny. Gessler’s absurd tax structures and his obsession with forcing citizens to salute an old hat demonstrate how authoritarian power often degenerates into sheer pettiness. The story contrasts the quiet, self-sufficient individualism of Tell with the clumsy posturing of both tyrant leaders and self-important committee spokesmen. Tell's reluctance to join the revolution highlights a central idea: true resistance is rarely born out of political grandstanding or theoretical rebellion, but rather arises when everyday life and personal dignity are directly pushed too far.

Why Read It Today

Readers who appreciate British humor, witty dialogue, and lighthearted parodies of classic history will find much to enjoy in this early work by P. G. Wodehouse. It feels like a brief, joyful theatrical farce, stripping all solemnity from the famous Swiss legend and replacing it with comedic banter and colorful slapstick.

The book is exceptionally approachable and fast-paced, though readers should keep a few period context elements in mind:

• Short Story Origin: The prose was written to accompany a series of children's color illustrations and verses, giving it an episodic, visual rhythm.
• Playful Anachronisms: Wodehouse deliberately mixes modern Victorian or Edwardian slang and references into the medieval setting for humorous effect.
• Light Farce: The physical violence—such as boiling oil and pike strikes—is treated strictly with cartoonish slapstick rather than real dramatic gravity.

It leaves the reader with a delightful sense of lightness, offering a charming look at how a master humorist could transform a dark legend of defiance into pure entertainment.

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